Power of Sneezing!

'Ah..... Chi'..  This is generally the sound you can hear and than a formal apology many time (if person cares to apologize) 'Sorry'.  You do not need to try to enact it, but in general this is one form of human activity which works completely independent of Race, Color, Ethnicity & Nationality. No matter where you are or who you are? Everybody tend to sneeze with a similar tone.

Do not start sneezing, as that is not the point of this blog post. Just think a little different, have you ever tried to realize how much energy gets released when you jump on the floor? Not much, but few years back in the line few scientist created a simulated Earthquake of low intensity. People just need to jump from top to down. It was just an model to utilize energy of every human being. Let me present one more model:

Velocity of one sneeze: 40 - 165 Mph(miles per hour), taking around 20 gm of matter with it in this process.

Let's take around 200 patients in one area and assume everyone sneeze at the same time. If you have any ideas of how one wave add to another and results in a very high forces, then you may sense what I am talking about. Further, if we are able to confined a large quantity of people in single place, then the force it will unleash will be able to drive a windmill? or able to create a powerful air wave? who knows.
 
Many times people sneeze twice or thrice in succession. Such efforts can create a high energy wave enough to drive a small scale windmill on a continuous basis? How?

There can be many 'if's' in this vague idea, but let's go through the UN report which highlighted that more than 50% of the human population will leave in the cities by the year 2050.  Sad to see that number of people suffering cold related illness are also increasing with a constant rate. Now, in future a big city can have around 1-5% of the population suffering from cold and regularly sneezes. If we can somehow utilize this unstoppable human behavior in a proper way, then this can act as a powerful source of sustainable energy generation. Think of it?

So, when next time someone sneezes, then you know, what exactly 'Bless You' means!

Health tip:
Never try to suppress your sneeze, the counter effect may be unhealthy.

(This is purely a fictional piece of writing, so read in the same context)

References:
1. http://www.lifestylekarma.com/2011/08/29/facts-about-sneezing/
2. http://uclue.com/?xq=1945

Wort Rätsel - Sprechen Sie Viele Sprachen?

Hallo Menschen! (oder Leuten?)

Ich spreche viele sprachen, Sie auch? Kein Problem, wann du nicht viele sprache sprechen. Wann Mann hat so viele Wörter im Köpf, manchmal es gibt viel Spaß. Wie? Lessen Sie das unterhalten Texten.

Spielen mit die Wörter

Wenn Mann spricht viele sprachen, dann sie einen Wörtbuch bekommen. Und manchmal, es gibt viele spaß mit unterschied übersetzen von gliechen wörter.
Zum beispiel, 'Hell' ist beides Deutsch und Englisch finden.  In Deutsch, es meinst, wie man verstehen vor schlecht platz nach toten.

Sie sind nie eine gift zu geben. Es meinst 'poision' in Englisch.

Andere Sprachen

'Gift' in Dänisch meint verheritaten und bedutet es ein Geschenk in Englisch. Du musst niemal einen 'Gift' zu eine Fraunen giben. Warum? Ich weiß es nicht :D

Warst du angst mit Geist? Well, es gibt einen Wort for Geist = Gost .
Gost ist nicht guest in Englisch und Gestern in Deutsch.


So hast du auch verstanden, die Sehr interessant Wörtwelt.


(Es ist mein ersten post in Deutsch. Tut mir leid für, weil ich habe so viele Fehler gemacht).

'Internet Kingdom'- Do You Know About It?

Introduction

' A short time ago in a place, which is not so far away at our work place, exists the Internet Dynasty. This dynasty survived its existence with motto to serve mankind better. It has faced stiff resistance form the dark side such as: Anti Virus, Hacking, ACTA, Slow Speed, Bandwidth Jams etc but they conquered them, and continued forward. After so many developments, dozens of operating systems and infinite computer programs later, they are heading towards new journey, this is their story '

Internet Dynasty - Early Years

Early Kings!

The picture above gives a clue about the early years of Internet Dynasty. It was born in Logic World with fusion of Curiosity & Mathematics. First member of the family named , 'Code' itself. It was very tough time as the newly born code has to figure out his places of resting ranging from large halls due to its underdeveloped brain during those days.
It was during the spring of year 'hardware development' and our king 'Code' has lost his heart in 'Databse'. She comes from the prestigious & wealthy Storage Family. Their wedding was marked as a business wedding bringing two great families together.
Increasing the size of empire
Their son 'Program' upheld the tradition of spreading the wings of empire and conquering the new territories. He also used wedding as way to increase the length of his empire and married to 'Server' on his way to conquering TCP/IP kingdom. Through wedding, there was no reason to fight and the Emperor 'Program' has ended its campaign there itself.

WWW was born

Then the bravest King of the Internet Dynasty, after whose nick name the whole dynasty is remembered in the history has been born. It has been named World Wide Web by his parents 'Server' & 'Program'.

Internet Dynasty - Current Years

Current Years

'Internet' the newly sworn king of empire, wanted to move aggressively beyond the borders of TCP/IP. He faced stiff challenges from the current empire due to lot of new versions are keep coming out. He was able to maintain his empire but it took him a long time.
He might be getting old and sick but he wants to retain the supremacy of his dynasty. So, he adopted a talented young person and supported the controversial wedding of 'Front End' and 'Back End', as both of them come from the opposite families of the computer kingdom. Due to dominance of the Emperor, 'Internet' no body was able to protest this wedding. In fact, it brought the positive effect on the kingdom leading to more collaboration.
Birth of Website and Influence of Communism in Empire

Son of 'Front End' & 'Back End'  is named as 'Website'. 'Internet', who was still theoretically the owner of Kingdom was impressed with the qualities of young 'Website' and named him the new king of the empire.
From the young age, 'Website' is very much influenced by the idea of communism and he thinks that power of empire lies in the hands of the people. So he always wanted to reach more among the people, thus making 'Internet' a symbol of 'friendship', 'helpfulness' & Freedom.
Later, 'Website' a talented girl from visualization family named 'Graphic'. Graphic shared the same communism thoughts as Website and together they thought of making 'Internet' kingdom the best places to live in the logic world.

Current 

Websites always loved the idea of services done by letters to carry emotions from one place to another. So he named his son  'E-mail' to remind people about the best way of sharing their thoughts. 'E-mail' which has fulfilled the dream of bringing people closer in the internet dynasty, always have a crush on  a girl named 'Messages' from the family of 'communications'.
They married in the early 21st century to give birth of two children, namely 'Social Networking' (elder one) & 'Professional Networking'.  And so, the Website family still rules the Internet Kingdom.

This was the short description of the Royal Family, they have many cousins namely search engines, cloud computing etc which might appear in future :). Also, no empire is safe from external/internal threats, same goes for 'Internet' kingdom too. So clashes are inevitable, but can a deal being made to bring peace among all the Empires? Future will tell.

(Illustration: Star Wars & Roman Empire)
(This is purely the work of fiction, so some information might not look logical)

What is the Blood Group of a Vampire?

It was around 10:30 P.M. in the night. I was watching the recent Hindi movie, 'Mattru Ki Bijali Ka Mandola'  along with some friends. It was movie and in the night, first night went off well.
It is a tendency in theater to show trailer of upcoming movies during the interval.  Here it goes, trailer of soon to be arrived movie 'Dyaan' (means Witch). For me the movie name was hardly important, but what important was that all that connection with her family members. Do you know anyone of these?

Needless to say, its 'Vampire' which is the most popular among his family members. Now what exactly is that? According to definitions of many movies come on this creature (guess they are  human beings), they got special powers and cant eat anything. First guess, would be they won't have any teeth?
Well, these creature have lot of teeth but they prefer to eat blood of people or say Human Beings. If I have to believe to movies, they do this for surviving. Drinking blood of different beings.. Wait a minute. How can they survive then?

You must be thinking I am crazy to ask this question. But I have an scientific explanation. Every person has a blood group determines from some testing (or may be some other methods in ancient times). The two different blood group can not stay together, except in two exception. Either the person must be a universal donor or he has to be a universal receiver in context of his blood group. Wait wait.. Don't think about blood group because we are talking about Vampires here.

So, getting back to our initial point. Let me assume that vampires are some sort of human beings (even partially), and they possess some sort of blood groups, then there must be some problems among them before they start drinking other people's blood. Some them are:
a)They should know the blood group of person they are planning to drink the blood, any mismatch can be dangerous :D
b) Or they find only universal donor, which is hard to find as people with  such blood group are very less in this planet.
c) Or their own blood group is universal receiver, causing them no problems at all.

That lead to a very difficult choice for Vampires, I can imagine they need some sort of search engine to identify their targets to feed themselves in a sustainable way.  They may chose to live but with certain conditions. Since, the movies with Vampire are always popular, making them livable on this planet. It is safe to conclude that option 'C' given above holds true in light of such developments.

So next time you are watching such horror movies where Vampire family is also present, may be you should try to find out, 'What is the blood group of a Vampire?' and you may have a reason to worry or reason to smile, Why? Figure it out yourself.
In case you get the answer, let me know too :)

May Day May Day - There Is An Emergency

It is around mid night. We are cruising at an altitude of 27,000 feet above sea level. All people are sleeping but some are just looking behind. You may ask why. Is Michael Jackson’s ghost sitting in the last seat? Or am I so popular that everyone wants to see my smile?

What’s wrong with the people? Let’s investigate about it a bit and change the flight instructions in a different way.

There are 4 toilets in this Boeing 737-800 flight, two in the front and two in the rear. In case of emergency please choose the one where there is a smaller queue of waiting people. The passengers sitting next to the toilets are advised not to use the toilets when there is a queue, if they have any problems change places with other passengers. The use of toilets while taking off & landing is strictly on your own risk. Passengers are requested to help themselves by applying extra force to stop unthinkable happening in the plane and then guide other passenger to do so (e.g. hold your stomach, read the newspaper, divert your attention, look above). Children’s are not allowed to dirty the floor (in case of emergency).

We wish you a pleasant journey & queue free flight. Thank you for flying with us and not using toilets that much! Save water, save environment.

Since I am sitting in the back seat which is closer to the rear toilet, I can easily understand what people are trying to look in the back side. Are you amongst those who are looking behind?

Don’t kill me if you are one of those, it is just for fun.

(Reprinted from my previous publishing page: http://new.happysing.com/ankit-khandelwal-blog-01)

Cooking and Surrounding Atmosphere- Case Study! Indian Kitchen

I am sure all of you are aware of that our Earth is surrounded by a thin layer of Air. If you  already know more than this, then skip this paragraph and jump to the next one.Otherwise continue reading this . So this layer has been further subdivided into 4 portions based on the distance from ground measured in the vertical direction. They are called Stratosphere, Mesosphere, Troposphere, Thermosphere and Exosphere. You can read more on Wikipedia.org about it .  The layer consists of different kind of gases.
Let’s get back to our story. Imagine that Indian Kitchen represents the ground earth and area around this kitchen as our above mentioned atmosphere.  For this story, we will measure distance in horizontal direction rather than vertical. Considering the time of cooking as  one of our  reference in defining these layers, kitchen atmosphere in my view can be defined as:
1.       Troposphere: This is the layer closer to the Gas oven/stove and during frying process emits lot of gases. Most of changes occur in this atmosphere. The particle of this air contains smoke, some special spicy smell and breath taking uncomfortable standing.
2.       Stratosphere: This is the layer which can be assumed outside kitchen. The presence of thickness can be felt easily but it is not effective as it should be. You can smell the presence of emissions in the kitchen, but there is a little effect of changes on you.
3.       Mesosphere: This is the boundary just outside the house where cooking is taking place. The air is not much polluted and still rich with living gases but presence can be felt by visual inspection of smoke coming out from the kitchen window.
4.       Thermosphere: This is somehow 500 meters away from the house, where presence cannot be felt. You might breathe properly but mind if the entire locality is cooking at the same time, there are chances that it will cause the same damage as sun rays are causing to ozone layers. For some time the presence can be felt.
5.       Exosphere:  This place is not significant as it is quite far away from the house and cooking process can not affect atmosphere of this place.
Those who experienced cooking here can find it very much familiar, for rest this can serve a good reason to travel to India.
Ps: If any one of you have a good photo which will be suitable for this post, then please send it to me.

(Taken from my previous blog enlighting.wordpress.com)