Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Power of Sneezing!

'Ah..... Chi'..  This is generally the sound you can hear and than a formal apology many time (if person cares to apologize) 'Sorry'.  You do not need to try to enact it, but in general this is one form of human activity which works completely independent of Race, Color, Ethnicity & Nationality. No matter where you are or who you are? Everybody tend to sneeze with a similar tone.

Do not start sneezing, as that is not the point of this blog post. Just think a little different, have you ever tried to realize how much energy gets released when you jump on the floor? Not much, but few years back in the line few scientist created a simulated Earthquake of low intensity. People just need to jump from top to down. It was just an model to utilize energy of every human being. Let me present one more model:

Velocity of one sneeze: 40 - 165 Mph(miles per hour), taking around 20 gm of matter with it in this process.

Let's take around 200 patients in one area and assume everyone sneeze at the same time. If you have any ideas of how one wave add to another and results in a very high forces, then you may sense what I am talking about. Further, if we are able to confined a large quantity of people in single place, then the force it will unleash will be able to drive a windmill? or able to create a powerful air wave? who knows.
 
Many times people sneeze twice or thrice in succession. Such efforts can create a high energy wave enough to drive a small scale windmill on a continuous basis? How?

There can be many 'if's' in this vague idea, but let's go through the UN report which highlighted that more than 50% of the human population will leave in the cities by the year 2050.  Sad to see that number of people suffering cold related illness are also increasing with a constant rate. Now, in future a big city can have around 1-5% of the population suffering from cold and regularly sneezes. If we can somehow utilize this unstoppable human behavior in a proper way, then this can act as a powerful source of sustainable energy generation. Think of it?

So, when next time someone sneezes, then you know, what exactly 'Bless You' means!

Health tip:
Never try to suppress your sneeze, the counter effect may be unhealthy.

(This is purely a fictional piece of writing, so read in the same context)

References:
1. http://www.lifestylekarma.com/2011/08/29/facts-about-sneezing/
2. http://uclue.com/?xq=1945

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Wort Rätsel - Sprechen Sie Viele Sprachen?


Hallo Menschen! (oder Leuten?)

Ich spreche viele sprachen, Sie auch? Kein Problem, wann du nicht viele sprache sprechen. Wann Mann hat so viele Wörter im Köpf, manchmal es gibt viel Spaß. Wie? Lessen Sie das unterhalten Texten.

Spielen mit die Wörter

Wenn Mann spricht viele sprachen, dann sie einen Wörtbuch bekommen. Und manchmal, es gibt viele spaß mit unterschied übersetzen von gliechen wörter.
Zum beispiel, 'Hell' ist beides Deutsch und Englisch finden.  In Deutsch, es meinst, wie man verstehen vor schlecht platz nach toten.

Sie sind nie eine gift zu geben. Es meinst 'poision' in Englisch.

Andere Sprachen

'Gift' in Dänisch meint verheritaten und bedutet es ein Geschenk in Englisch. Du musst niemal einen 'Gift' zu eine Fraunen giben. Warum? Ich weiß es nicht :D

Warst du angst mit Geist? Well, es gibt einen Wort for Geist = Gost .
Gost ist nicht guest in Englisch und Gestern in Deutsch.


So hast du auch verstanden, die Sehr interessant Wörtwelt.


(Es ist mein ersten post in Deutsch. Tut mir leid für, weil ich habe so viele Fehler gemacht).


Tuesday, January 29, 2013

'Internet Kingdom'- Do You Know About It?


Introduction

' A short time ago in a place, which is not so far away at our work place, exists the Internet Dynasty. This dynasty survived its existence with motto to serve mankind better. It has faced stiff resistance form the dark side such as: Anti Virus, Hacking, ACTA, Slow Speed, Bandwidth Jams etc but they conquered them, and continued forward. After so many developments, dozens of operating systems and infinite computer programs later, they are heading towards new journey, this is their story '


Internet Dynasty - Early Years


Early Kings!

The picture above gives a clue about the early years of Internet Dynasty. It was born in Logic World with fusion of Curiosity & Mathematics. First member of the family named , 'Code' itself. It was very tough time as the newly born code has to figure out his places of resting ranging from large halls due to its underdeveloped brain during those days.
It was during the spring of year 'hardware development' and our king 'Code' has lost his heart in 'Databse'. She comes from the prestigious & wealthy Storage Family. Their wedding was marked as a business wedding bringing two great families together.
Increasing the size of empire
Their son 'Program' upheld the tradition of spreading the wings of empire and conquering the new territories. He also used wedding as way to increase the length of his empire and married to 'Server' on his way to conquering TCP/IP kingdom. Through wedding, there was no reason to fight and the Emperor 'Program' has ended its campaign there itself.

WWW was born

Then the bravest King of the Internet Dynasty, after whose nick name the whole dynasty is remembered in the history has been born. It has been named World Wide Web by his parents 'Server' & 'Program'.


Internet Dynasty - Current Years

Current Years

'Internet' the newly sworn king of empire, wanted to move aggressively beyond the borders of TCP/IP. He faced stiff challenges from the current empire due to lot of new versions are keep coming out. He was able to maintain his empire but it took him a long time.
He might be getting old and sick but he wants to retain the supremacy of his dynasty. So, he adopted a talented young person and supported the controversial wedding of 'Front End' and 'Back End', as both of them come from the opposite families of the computer kingdom. Due to dominance of the Emperor, 'Internet' no body was able to protest this wedding. In fact, it brought the positive effect on the kingdom leading to more collaboration.
Birth of Website and Influence of Communism in Empire

Son of 'Front End' & 'Back End'  is named as 'Website'. 'Internet', who was still theoretically the owner of Kingdom was impressed with the qualities of young 'Website' and named him the new king of the empire.
From the young age, 'Website' is very much influenced by the idea of communism and he thinks that power of empire lies in the hands of the people. So he always wanted to reach more among the people, thus making 'Internet' a symbol of 'friendship', 'helpfulness' & Freedom.
Later, 'Website' a talented girl from visualization family named 'Graphic'. Graphic shared the same communism thoughts as Website and together they thought of making 'Internet' kingdom the best places to live in the logic world.

Current 

Websites always loved the idea of services done by letters to carry emotions from one place to another. So he named his son  'E-mail' to remind people about the best way of sharing their thoughts. 'E-mail' which has fulfilled the dream of bringing people closer in the internet dynasty, always have a crush on  a girl named 'Messages' from the family of 'communications'.
They married in the early 21st century to give birth of two children, namely 'Social Networking' (elder one) & 'Professional Networking'.  And so, the Website family still rules the Internet Kingdom.

This was the short description of the Royal Family, they have many cousins namely search engines, cloud computing etc which might appear in future :). Also, no empire is safe from external/internal threats, same goes for 'Internet' kingdom too. So clashes are inevitable, but can a deal being made to bring peace among all the Empires? Future will tell.

(Illustration: Star Wars & Roman Empire)
(This is purely the work of fiction, so some information might not look logical)